From South Park:
Stan: Mr Garrison, how come our mums arrested Terence and Phillip?
Garrison: Your mums are just upset. They’re probably all on their periods or something.
Someone: Mr Garrison, Wendy and I think that was a sexist statement.
Mr Garrison: Well I’m sorry Wendy, but I just don’t trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn’t die.

I generally don’t laugh at SP humour, but this one was goooood.

During lunch, at Kopitiam
David: The Frontier western stall is damn nice!
Tammy: Yeah right!
David: No really the spaghetti is damn nice. What did you all order? The aglio-olio is nice.
Tammy: Ross’ cum-sauce spaghetti was damn lousy.
Me: Yeah, the cum-sauce was like shit.
David: Oh really? *interested look* Cum-sauce? How do you spell that?
(HAHAHAHAHA.)
Tammy: CUM SAUCE LA!
David: I never see that on the menu before leh. C-O-M-E ah. What kind of sauce is that?

For the first time in ages I laughed until my abs hurt and I cried.